vendredi 2 avril 2010

Un peu d'humour 2.0


Pour une fois l’humour va être roi dans ce blog. On va rire du web 2.0 avec des blagues savamment composées par moi-même et finir avec des images drôles.  J’espère qu’elles vous plairont.

- Quel est le meilleur moyen de sauver la vie d’un geek suicidaire ?
Réponse : le follow sur twitter.

- Quel est le plus grand rêve du pervers 2.0 ?
Réponse : posséder une chatte roulette.

- Quel est le plus beau job du monde ?
Réponse : Community manager chez Nestlé.

- Quel est le meilleur moyen de perdre son emploi?
Réponse : Être ami avec son employeur sur Facebook.

-  Qu' est  ce qu’un voleur 2.0 ?
Réponse : un gars qui est ami avec toi sur Foursquare et qui attends que tu check in au restaurant pour nettoyer ta maison.

- Quelle est la position favorite d’un couple de référenceurs ?
Réponse : La première position dans Google.

- Qui sont les natifs numériques ?
Réponse : De drôles de jeunes qui se font plus d’amis en ligne que dans la vraie vie.

- Pourquoi il n’y a pas d’entreprises comme  Google ou Facebook en France ?
Réponse : aux Etats Unis ils ont la Silicon Valley et en France ils ont Hadopi.

- Connaissez-vous les plus grands web entrepreneurs en Afrique ?
Réponse : les arnaqueurs Nigérians.

- Que se disent un marketeur  1.0 et un marketeur 2.0 qui se rencontrent ?
-          Marketeur 2.0 : hello vieux confrère votre publicité et vos méthodes  intrusives sont révolues. Les consommateurs nous aiment nous parce que nous sommes connectés 24/24 pour les satisfaire.
-          Marketeur 1.0 : Ah oui mon jeune confrère mais nous on avait une femme, des enfants, et une vie.

 C  - Cycle de vie d’un couple geek :
Etape 1 : Rencontre sur 123 love
Etape 2 : Photos d’amour sur Facebook
Etape 3 : Vidéo de mariage uploadée sur YouTube
Etape 4 : Recherche d’un blog d’un avocat de divorce.

- C’est quoi le personal branding sur Internet ?
Réponse : du narcissisme numérique.

Quelques images drôles sur le web.

L'amour sur Facebook c'est compliqué.


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Google nous rend stupide.
L'ordinateur de Dieu.

Si les navigateurs étaient des moyens de transport.


Si vous avez aussi des blagues drôles sur le web 2.0 partagez les dans les commentaires.


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